1. Strophe:

I'd rather go home,
And watch porno,
On my own,
I've got a big collection,
A really huge selection,
And if I'm really desperate,
I'll call up my ex,
And have sex on the phone,
It beats orgasming alone...

Refrain:

Porn is good for the soul,
But that doesn't mean a thing invariable,
Unless you own a good dildo,
But then I bet you think I'm a whore...

2. Strophe:

Sex is a drug,
So throw me a bone,
It's so innocent,
That why I'm always phone home, phone home,
Cuz I'm acting ashamed,
That I feel like a boy,
Oh women are meant to act coy,
That's why we've got all these toys...

Finalrefrain:

Porn is good for the soul,
But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole,
Unless you own a good dildo,
But then I bet you think I'm a whore...

 

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